Mr. Birchum

Adam Carolla

as Mr. Birchum (voice)

Megyn Kelly

as Wendi (voice)

Tyler Fischer

as Karponzi (voice)

Alonzo Bodden

as Gage (voice)

Brett Cooper

as Jeanie (voice)

Candace Owens

as Deena (voice)

Kyle Dunnigan

as Eddie (voice)

Danny Trejo

as Switchblade (voice)

Patrick Warburton

as Burly Man (voice)

Jay Mohr

as Coach Murphy (voice)

Rob Riggle

as Gunderson (voice)

Roseanne Barr

as Principal Bortles (voice)