Rent-a-Goalie

Stephen Amell

as Billy

Carlos Diaz

as Looch

Joe Pingue

as Joey Almost

Christopher Bolton

as Cake

Louis Di Bianco

as Johnny

Oliver Becker

as Desmond O'Malley

Michael Bodnar

as Belarussian / Patty Hearst

Inga Cadranel

as Francesca

Mark-Cameron Fraser

as East End Mike

Gabriel Hogan

as Lance

Mayko Nguyen

as Goth Girl / Stuart

Jeff Pustil

as Gordie the Reff

Simon Reynolds

as The Colour Man

Philip Riccio

as Puker

Maria Vacratsis

as Firstman

Jeremy Wright

as Short Bus

Chris Szarka

as Himself

Matt Gordon

as Doc

Rafael Petardi

as S**t Pants