Bad CGI Sharks

Matthew Ellsworth

as Matthew

Jason Ellsworth

as Jason

Matteo Molinari

as Bernardo

Jenn Liu

as Amy

Josh Sterling

as Josh

Shaun Landry

as Diane / Main Shark

Autumn Crockett

as Anastasia "Bikini Girl"

Anna Cantarelli

as Bloody Hand

Christopher Tisa

as Billy "Boyfriend"

Diane Levy

as Sharon

Ben Palacios

as Alejandro "Dream Guy"

Arthur Harder

as Arthur

Heidi Godt

as Matthew's Mom

Sheila Marie Shostac

as Quizzical Employee

Kai Cofer

as Homeless Wizard

Justin Argueta

as Uber Driver

Chumley

as Self

Liza Doll

as Porn Website Voice / Wardrobe Girl

Justin Bryant

as Cop

Matthew Warren

as Shark Stooges

Tristan Ott

as Disposable Security Guard