They Want Dick Dickster

Robert R. Shafer

as Dick Dickster

Tim Russ

as Sammy Davas Jr

Tim Abell

as Tony Baritoni

Jan Broberg

as Coco Hart

Jared Cohn

as Tim Meeks

Melanie Good

as Hardy Dickster

Cela Scott

as Peaches Ripen

Caleb Thomas

as Charles B. Good

Pancho Moler

as Teddy Spitz

Calvin Tenner

as Turk Manly

Frankie Cullen

as Hugg Nutts

Darin Cooper

as Ed Lawler

Richard Grieco

as Himself

Bonnie Rotten

as Herself

Kaiwi Lyman

as Brad Priest

Taryn Leggett

as Rooster

Zhavier' 'Fox

as Dr. Shrinkalotsky

Molly McIntyre

as Lisa Madonna