I Hate Christian Laettner

Rob Lowe

as Self (Narrator)

Christian Laettner

as Self

Mike Krzyzewski

as Self

Jalen Rose

as Self

Ken Jeong

as Self

Verne Troyer

as Self

Ric Flair

as Self

Dick Vitale

as Self

Jay Bilas

as Self

Bobby Hurley

as Self

Grant Hill

as Self

Doug Collins

as Self

Peter Elliot Rosenberg

as Self

Ryan McGee

as Self

Ariel Helwani

as Self

Jim Calhoun

as Self

Roy Williams

as Self

Shaquille O'Neal

as Self (archive footage)

William Zabka

as Johnny Lawrence (archive footage)

Martin Kove

as John Kreese (archive footage)

Ralph Macchio

as Daniel LaRusso (archive footage)