The Hebrew Hammer

Adam Goldberg

as Mordechai Jefferson Carver

Judy Greer

as Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Andy Dick

as Damian Claus

Mario Van Peebles

as Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim

Peter Coyote

as JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Nora Dunn

as Mrs. Carver

Sean Whalen

as Tiny Tim

Tony Cox

as Jamal

Richard Riehle

as Santa

Melvin Van Peebles

as Sweetback

Rachel Dratch

as Tikva

Harrison Chad

as Schlomo

Jim Petersmith

as Skinhead Bartender

Annie McEnroe

as Mrs. Highsmith

Grant Rosenmeyer

as Young Mordechai

Elaine Hendrix

as Blonde Bombshell

Ayelet Ben-Hur

as Israeli Rental Agent

Alex Corrado

as Tony

Brad Duck

as Jimmy

Jason Fuchs

as Adolescent Hasidic Boy

Ed Koch

as Himself

Gary Pratt

as Head Elf

Woodrow Asai

as Mun Chi

Daryl Wein

as Teenage Gentile

Michael Mylett

as Gentile Boy No. 1

T.J. Sullivan

as Gentile Boy No. 2

Audrey Twitchell

as Gentile Girl No. 1

Alexa Eisenstein

as Gentile Girl No. 2

Evelyn Page

as Old Woman

George Hosmer

as Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy

Ronald Schultz

as ADL Chairman

Leslie Shenkel

as JDL Member No. 1

Alan Nebelthau

as JDL Member No. 2

Jerome F. Richards

as Council Elder

C.P. Lacey

as Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer

Ephraim Benton

as Black Teen

Devin Rene Burns

as Blonde Gentile Girl

Jimmy Walsh

as Freckle-Faced Gentile

Chris McGinn

as Samples Woman

Kathryn Gordon

as Bambi