The Darwin Awards

Joseph Fiennes

as Michael Burrows

Winona Ryder

as Siri Taylor

David Arquette

as Harvey

Juliette Lewis

as Joleen

Ty Burrell

as Emile

Josh Charles

as Paramedic

Kevin Dunn

as Insurance Exec

Nora Dunn

as Mrs. Pearlman

Judah Friedlander

as Simon

Lukas Haas

as Farley

Tom Hollander

as Henry

Brad Hunt

as Stan

Julianna Margulies

as Carla

Tim Blake Nelson

as Perp

Alessandro Nivola

as Ad Exec

Chris Penn

as Tom

Ross Patterson

as Co Worker #1

Russell Steinberg

as Co Worker #2

Adam Savage

as Adam

Jamie Hyneman

as Army Dude

Max Perlich

as Bob

D. B. Sweeney

as Detective Maguire

Robin Tunney

as Zoe

Wilmer Valderrama

as Documentary Filmmaker

Andy Arness

as Patron (uncredited)

Josh Kornbluth

as Dentist

Jason Foster

as Metallica Fan

Lars Ulrich

as Self

James Hetfield

as Self

Kirk Hammett

as Self

Robert Trujillo

as Self

Adonal Foyle

as Detective

Tom Wright

as Detective

Richmond Arquette

as Mr. Pearlman

Mickey Breitenstein

as Mr. Harris

Jerry Harrison

as Guy in Bar #1

John Doe

as Guy in Bar #2

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

as Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Max Common

as Young Burrows

Rhett Wellington Ramirez

as Andy

R.J. Owens

as Shower Guy #1

Bob Sáenz

as Shower Guy #3

Steve Irish

as Large Detective

Val Diamond

as Waitress

Mary Saudargas

as Mrs. Sparrow

George Maguire

as Car Salesman

Stephan Smith Collins

as Viper Owner

Rod Arrants

as Pilot

Ernie Lively

as RV Salesman

Debbie Brubaker

as Woman Driver

Lindsay Benner

as Metallica Fan's Girlfriend

Dalila Ali Rajah

as Counter Woman

Jeanette Etheredge

as Waitress (as Jeannette Etheredge)

Karen Kahn

as Ms. Fong

Darlene Hunt

as Minion

Tim Halpin

as Officer Jorgenson (uncredited)