The Ballad of Straw-Hat Sam

Duke Ross

as Straw-Hat Sam/Kylie Kritter

Victor Acosta

as Bucket

Jennica Anusua

as Birdie

Rahul Barkley

as Dennis

Jackson Rees

as Toothy Timmy/Gamblin' Gary

Rain Tanner

as Margaret

Emerson Peery

as Mei Mei/Dale Martin

Tommy Chong

as Bert, The Sword Salesman

Kanye East

as God

Matthew Hartman

as Miss Whoop-Whoop

Dustin Freeman

as Rudy Riddle

Kirby Dorsey

as Kitty Kritter

Riley Mortenson

as Katie

Jared Palmer

as Clerk

Jiwon Moon

as News Reporter

Leila Salari

as Insurrectionist Giraffe

Ali Akbari

as Gnomes

Braden Ingraham

as Gnomes

Salvatore Mele

as Zookeeper POW