The Amazing Cynicalman

Jim Mackey

as John Q. Cynicle / Amazing Cynicalman

Suzanne Baumann

as Lizard Girl

Terence Lee Cover

as Antisocialman

Andrea Toth-Salamon

as Edie Haskell

Bugsy Davis

as Mr. Know-It-All

Pete Trudgeon

as Captain Videotape

Sean Bieri

as Lone Shark

Megan Laesch

as Psycho Woman

Aaron Trudgeon

as Professor Quidley

Scott McCloud

as Board Man (voice)

Noah McMullen

as Spud

Natalie Miller

as Ernie

Michael Marcus

as Dr. Pweent

Michelangelo Cicerone

as Bernie (Acme Temp Guy)

Barb Cramer

as Zombie Weatherperson

Gary Freeman

as Andrew Milligan