
25/01/2005
What do you do when you fall into a vat of Viagra, and your entire body turns hard as a rock? Start a league of tawdry superheroes, of course! The invincible Doc Mild teams up with walking cell phone Chip Martin, genius Math McCue, and the obnoxious voice of Pamela Mae Sweet to fight the All-Crazy terrorist network. But their employer, President Douche of the United States of Martica, is hiding a dangerous secret. Will the "Tight 50" hold off the evildoers long enought to discover the sinister plan? And just what is the Leader of the Free World Market carrying in that little black box?

Robin Gabrielli
as Doc Mild

John Shanahan
as Chip Martin

Diane Mela
as Pamela Mae Sweet

Steve Mullahoo
as Math McCue

Lorna Nogueira
as Mrs. Douche

Eric Bruno Borgman
as Dunz

Michael Legge
as President Douche

Stacy Armstrong
as Miffi Neal

James Porter
as Professor Wagstaff

Ed Dunn
as Dr. Triclops

Bunny Porter
as Barbara Sog

Cherry Lynn Zinger
as Sim Moroshi

Kimber Lynn Zinger
as Kim Moroshi

Steve Paulovich
as Terrorist

B.J. McCoy
as Terrorist

Jan Nargi
as Terrorist

Ed Eck
as Terrorist

Todd Miller
as Mr. Fishbreath

Ticia Low
as Felicia Feckless

Suzanne Taylor
as Tanya Nuisance

Phil Fougere
as Mayor Ghoulish

Don Paul Nogueira
as Robber

Celia Taylor
as Puzzle Victim

Lois Taylor
as Puzzle Victim

Peter Chase
as Puzzle Victim

Cheryl Miller
as Puzzle Victim

Dawn Chase
as Puzzle Victim

Joe Sherlock
as Don Chaney, Jr.

Evette Sherlock
as Nurse
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