Purely Belter
03/11/2000
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Movie Information
Chris Beattie
as Gerry McCarten
Greg McLane
as Sewell
Charlie Hardwick
as Mrs. McCarten
Roy Hudd
as Mr. Sewell
Tim Healy
as Mr. McCarten
Kevin Whately
as Mr. Caird
Kerry Ann Christiansen
as Bridget
Jody Baldwin
as Gemma
Tracey Wilkinson
as Mrs. Caird
Willie Ross
as Ginga
Tracy Whitwell
as Clare
Su Elliot
as Mrs Brabin
Daniel James Lake
as Matthew Brabin
Libby Davison
as Miss Warren
Val McLane
as Maureen
Adam Fogerty
as Zak
Anne Orwin
as Auntie Maud
Lynne Wilmot
as Cashier
Brendan P. Healy
as Park Worker
Alan Shearer
as Himself
Charlie Richmond
as Mally
Billy Fane
as Bingo caller
