God Has a Rap Sheet

John Ford Noonan

as God

Peter Appel

as Josh Zmirov

Bonz Malone

as Big Rolla Bills

Mark Love

as Anthony

Shane Franklin

as Ian

Mohamed Djellouli

as Mohamed

Andre De Leon

as Oscar

Tommy Houlihan

as Patrick

William Smith

as Lucifer

Laura San Luis

as Stripper #1

Justine Noelle

as Stripper #2

Harley Flanagan

as Irish Rogue

Dirk Martin

as Nazi

Jeff Kovatch

as Jewish Banker

Michael Harkins

as Trans Person

Ron Balaguer

as Trans Person

Ken Sih

as Pedophile

Rick Li

as Gay Guy

Rabia Williams

as Girl Who Rejects Ian

Jim Thalman

as Detective

Tony Mangia

as Rogue Friend of Anthony

Scott Sherratt

as 1920s Police

Jim Fletcher

as 1920s Police

Denny Dale Bess

as 1920s Police

Ramsay Davila

as Scared Guy at Bar

Gloria Pichhadze

as Wife of Professor

Salvatore Argano

as Mobster

Artie Lange

as Unfunny Fat Guy At Bar

James Lorinz

as Unfunny Drunken Fool At Bar

David John Bernardo

as Unfunny Bald Guy At Bar

Danielle Staub

as Whore With Date At Restaurant

Stu Alson

as Guy With Whore Date

Sammy Leonard

as Crack Head

Hugo Valentin

as Crack Head

Coati Mundi

as Oscar's Dad

Lee Quiñones

as Heroin Addict

Ken Mayo

as Domino Player

Anthony Peralo

as Italian Club Guy

Morgan Zvanut

as Victim of Killer

Elias Klarevas

as Bartender