Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
11/09/1970
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Movie Information
Brian Keith
as Officer Michael M. Nace
Tony Curtis
as Shannon Gambroni
Ernest Borgnine
as Sheriff Harve
Ivan Dixon
as Sgt. Jones
Suzanne Pleshette
as Ramona
Tom Ewell
as Billy Joe Davis
Bradford Dillman
as Capt. Myerson
Arthur O'Connell
as Mr. Kruft
John Fiedler
as Maj. Purvis
Don Ameche
as Col. Flanders
Christopher Mitchum
as Alturi
Jean Argyle
as Mrs. Calhoun
John James Bannon
as 1st MP
Stan Barrett
as Green Beret Soldier
Dorothy Green
as Mrs. Kruft
John Lasell
as Dr. Hillery
James Gavin
as Helicopter Pilot
