An American Carol
03/10/2008
A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
Movie Information
Kevin Farley
as Michael Malone
Kelsey Grammer
as General George S. Patton
Leslie Nielsen
as Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Trace Adkins
as Angel of Death
Robert Davi
as Aziz
Geoffrey Arend
as Mohammed
Travis Schuldt
as Josh
Jon Voight
as President George Washington
James Woods
as Todd Grosslight
Dennis Hopper
as Judge Clarence Henderson
Kevin Sorbo
as George Mulrooney
Bill O'Reilly
as Himself
David Alan Grier
as Rastus Malone
Gary Coleman
as Slave
Christopher McDonald
as Lab Technician
Serdar Kalsin
as Ahmed
Oliver Muirhead
as Neville Chamberlain
Karri Turner
as Lab Tech 2
Alaina Huffman
as Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton
as Paris Hilton
Simon Rex
as Simon Rex
Dana Lyn Baron
as Speaker 1940's
Julian Berlin
as Woman at Awards Party
Cocoa Brown
as Airport Security Guard 1
Jen Halperin
as Hottie
Mary Castro
as Hottie
Nikki DeLoach
as Lily
Susan Deming
as It's That Michael Malone!
Katie Gill
as Rehearsal Actress
Cameron Goodman
as Political Aide
Camille Meyer
as I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Mary Hart
as Entertainment Tonight Host
Kaleigh Kennedy
as Becca/Kaleigh
Simone Lotter
as Partygoer 2
Jillian Murray
as Heather
Gail O'Grady
as Jane Wagstaffe
Anna Osceola
as Molly Duncan
Lu Parker
as Reporter 1
Amy Povich
as Airport Passenger 1
Jane Justice Park
as Reporter 2
Jenna Vogeler
as Tiny Tina/Jenna
Lauren Lee Smith
as Voice of Reason
Nadine Ellis
as Parent
Marilyn Rising
as Parent
Julianne Waters
as Columbia Student '1968'
Christy Williams
as Columbia Student '1968'
Alexander DiPersia
as Rehearsal Actor
Sandi Johnson
as Professor
Mark Vafiades
as Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Jesse Heiman
as Young Michael Malone
Brent Lydic
as Wounded Soldier
Chriss Anglin
as John F. Kennedy
Brandon Alter
as He's Much Fatter in Person.
Scott Bailey
as Celebrity 2
Morgan Beck
as "Free History Term Papers"
Randall Bosley
as Mussolini
Joanne Bowland
as Intern
Vicki Browne
as Rosie O'Connell
Jeff Corbett
as Policeman 2
Rebekah Crane
as Girl Scout
Tony X. Deale
as Security Guard
Chrisanne Eastwood
as Hippie 2
Mell Flynn
as "Traitor!"
Lisa Fredrickson
as Singer
Carl De Gersdorff
as Teddo
Eileen Gonzales
as Reporter on TV
Allen Lee Haff
as Airport Security Guard 2
Joe Hartzler
as 'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Mark Henderson
as Minister 2
Benton Jennings
as Hitler
Jack Kelly
as You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Coco Leigh
as Nun on Bus
Zachary Levi
as Lab Tech 1
Joey Luthman
as Boy Scout
Rich McDonald
as Thought You Hated Country Music!
Meghan McEveety
as Trophy Girl
Brighid McEveety
as Girl at BBQ
Steve Monroe
as Airport Passenger 2
Tyler Jacob Moore
as Marty
Joey Naber
as Terrorist 2
Durrell Nelson
as Chaplain
John O'Hurley
as Silvano
David Oved
as Afghan Prisoner 2
Norman Panto
as Accordion Player
Robert Pierce
as Minister 1
Bill Posley
as Mose Malone
Oren Rehany
as Terrorist on Bike
F. Lee Reynolds
as Subway Policeman
Bryant Romo
as "Sailors!"
Elizabeth Scott
as I'm Starved.
Evan Sayet
as Patient in Line
Atticus Shaffer
as Timmy / Atticus
Sammy Sheik
as Subway Terrorist
Abbie Shepherd
as Trophy Girl at BBQ
Joe Sikorra
as Policeman (MSG) 1
Steve Spiro
as Cuban Commander
Richard Tanner
as Village Voter
Peter F. Tegan
as Stagehand
Fred Travalena
as Jimmy Carter
Hiroshi Ueha
as Tojo
Lee von Ernst
as Hippie 1
Josh Zucker
as Voice of Reason
Sarah Zucker
as Voice of Reason
Paul R. Goldberg
as Cocktail Musician
John T. Hatton
as Cocktail Musician
Allen Simpson
as Cocktail Musician / Musician
Joanna Repsold
as Wedding Guest
Badger Wagstaffe
as Wedding Guest
Cheryl Baxter
as Parent
Troy Christian
as Parent
Laura Fremont
as Parent
Michael Higgins
as Parent
Elisabeth Jee
as Parent
Blane Savage
as Parent
Marc Oka
as Parent
Carlton Wilborn
as Parent
Heather Lea Gerdes
as Professor
Marcy Goldman
as Professor
Ernest Harden Jr.
as Professor
Anthony Marciona
as Professor
Stan Mazin
as Professor
Bubba Dean Rambo
as Professor
Jerry Trent
as Professor
Keith Allan
as Plantation Singer
Fred Braggs
as Plantation Singer
Eddie Eason
as Plantation Singer
Jimmy Fisher
as Plantation Singer
Julio Hanson
as Plantation Singer
Tyree Mills
as Plantation Singer
Andre Washington
as Plantation Singer
Reshma Gajjar
as Columbia Student '1968'
Christopher Jenkins Holmes
as Columbia Student '1968'
Brian Michael Jones
as Columbia Student '1968'
Eric Gustafson
as Musician
David Kogge
as Musician
Dan Vulovic
as Musician
Adam Yasmin
as Musician
Paris Hilton
as Self
