Farce of the Penguins
01/12/2006
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Movie Information
Samuel L. Jackson
as Narrator (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
as Hottie Penguin (voice)
Bob Saget
as Carl (voice)
Brie Larson
as I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Carlos Mencia
as Juan Sanchez (voice)
Dave Coulier
as There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
John Stamos
as What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
as He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
as Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Jason Biggs
as Insecure Penguin (voice)
Jim Belushi
as They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
as Helen (voice)
Damon Wayans
as Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
Drea de Matteo
as Ester (voice)
Jason Alexander
as Penguin on Belly (voice)
Christina Applegate
as Melissa (voice)
Lewis Black
as Jimmy (voice)
Mario Cantone
as Sidney (voice)
Dane Cook
as Online Penguin (voice)
Norm Crosby
as Carl's Grandfather (voice)
Cliff Dorfman
as Angry Penguin (voice)
Adam Duritz
as Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Vanessa Evigan
as Hilton Penguin (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
as Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)
Jim Hazelton
as No Personality Penguin (voice)
Jonathan Katz
as Steve the Owl (voice)
Jamie Kennedy
as Jamie (voice)
David Koechner
as Melvin (voice)
Jon Lovitz
as My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)
Norm Macdonald
as Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)
David Michie
as Sly Penguin (voice)
Mo'Nique
as Vicky (voice)
Tracy Morgan
as Marcus (voice)
Jeff Ross
as Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)
Jonathan Silverman
as Seal Critics (voice)
Nick Simunek
as Daddy Likes That Penguin (voice)
Abe Vigoda
as Penguin from Boca (voice)
Rob Weiss
as Pissed Penguin (voice)
Scott Weinger
as Horny Penguin (voice)
Harvey Fierstein
as Sheila (voice)
Abbey DiGregorio
as (voice)
