Frankenpimp's Revenge: The Romeo and Juliet Massacre

Chloe MacLeod

as Spermula (as Khloe MacLeod)

Alexa Morgan

as Nurse Sympathy Humppe

Tony Watt

as Romeo Montague / Dracula / Bindir Dundat / Rico / The Senator / Pepe González

Francesco De Francesco

as Chico the Dockside John

Anthony Quinn

as Vampire Killler

Christian Aldo

as The Devil

Darcy Ann Turner

as Lexus / Barbi / Porsche / Flo Birthcontrol

John Migliore

as Tony 'Tex' Watt

James Taggart

as Screaming Hippie at Dope Orgy / Ghoul Squad Member

Raffi Atamian

as The Dockworker

Martin Magee

as Tricky (archive footage)

Catie Rage

as Officer Lulu / Suckzilla

Deanna Prall

as Rosey Spunktowel / Chicken Wing Hotel Stripper-Whore

Andre Guantanamo

as Andre Guantanamo