

01/01/1994
There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.

Simon Brint
as Kenworth "Ken" Bishop

Rowland Rivron
as Duane Bishop

Lee Cornes
as Dickie Valentino

Tilly Vosburgh
as Tilly

Stephen Frost
as Reg Prince

Mark Arden
as Johnny Blackpool

Paul Mark Elliott
as Bernie Cosmos

Sam Graham
as Fergus

Alexander Armstrong
as Tim

Chris Palmer
as Crispian Sprote

Mark Bannister
as Marcus

Mac McDonald
as Mort Clayton

Mark Benton
as Barman

Arnold Brown
as Man on Train

Emma Longworth
as Ems

Alana Carlucci
as Receptionist

Luke Hartley Scott
as Boy

Ian Hill
as Accordionist

Jan Price
as Trudi

Henry House
as Spider Bishop

Mary Maxted
as Old Lady

Sylvia Grant
as Shopper

Eduardo
as Himself

Jonathan Ross
as Himself

Penny Smith
as Herself

Jools Holland
as Band Member (Uncredited)

Gilson Lavis
as Band Member (Uncredited)
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