
23/01/1998
The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.

Gary Olsen
as Arthur Hoyle

Samantha Womack
as Hazel Scott

Neil Morrissey
as Steve

Ralph Brown
as Phil

Richard Ridings
as Frank

Adrian Hood
as Tommy

David MacCreedy
as Tony

Griff Rhys Jones
as Ray Mason, Radio York commentator

Tony Slattery
as Reg Welch

Jane Thornton
as Doreen Hoyle

John Thomson
as Stan

Susan Tully
as June

Brian Glover
as Jack, Doreen's Father

Jenny Jules
as Carol

Nicholas Lane
as Colin West

Maria Pastel
as Vicky

Polly Jackson
as Betty

Iain Rogerson
as Ambulance Man

Adam Fogerty
as Wayne, Cobbler's Arms Team

Matt Andrews
as Scott, Cobbler's Arms Team

Gethyn Mills
as Cute, Cobbler's Arms Team

Terry Arnold
as Muscles, Cobbler's Arms Team

David Issac
as Crusher, Cobbler's Arms Team

Rob Justice
as Skylab, Cobbler's Arms Team

Gareth Jones
as Slash, Cobbler's Arms Team

Keith Jamal Evans
as Beefy, Cobbler's Arms Team

Nigel Jones
as Crunch, Cobbler's Arms Team

Petrina Phillips
as Female Boxer

Ayshen Phillips
as Female Boxer

Gareth Howells
as Boxing Referee

Ray Gravell
as 1st Referee

Ron Mills
as 2nd Referee

Mark Thomas
as 3rd Referee

Elizabeth Godber
as Little Girl
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